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Booze Demotivational Poster


TAGS: booze
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by btrinko

440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:37 pm
Or "END" with "TOSSING" a salad.


TAGS: booze ****tails
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.

ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.

TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


TAGS: party booze
Rating: 4.57/5

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Justflipit - September 18, 2011, 4:22 am
As I sat there eating my salad I suddenly felt the ground tremble and then.. BAM! Something crashed in our backyard.. As I nommed on a slice of tomato walking towards the mysterious object I realized I was looking at a spaceship. Taking another bite.. I..
Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sadly ... me. And I thought I asked you NEVER to bring that up again?!? Or maybe I just MEANT to but never got around to it. Ah well.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
Who knew Tiger Woods had a hat like that?
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:01 pm
But "tossing a salad" ... I think you'll agree, is a bird of a different feather. No?


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm

TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..

TAGS: booze chick loose sick mate
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast

FUN TIMES - who are you kidding.

TAGS: booze
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by atterse

VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend

TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!

ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?

PROMISE OR THREAT - Sometimes life gives you clear choices.

TAGS: booze women
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ubliet

AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 4:46 pm
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 1:52 pm
this group of women should be happy bear goggles were invented.
Donkasaurus - December 31, 2010, 12:35 pm
The one near the center looks like charlie chaplin minus the moustache lol

SO DO I - And you can't have any of my scotch until you clean your room!

LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!

TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


TAGS: booze homer
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:17 am
amsome... it may be another one, but I wouldn't wish to offend women. ;)


TAGS: prozac booze
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:12 pm
Reality Lord - September 15, 2010, 2:07 pm

oh..and thanks...lol!
Reality Lord - September 15, 2010, 2:07 pm

you got mail dude.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 2:06 pm

DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol

TAGS: christmas 2012 booze grog eggnog
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by spypengen

falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:17 am


Parenting -

SIGN OF THE TIMES - I modeled for this one...

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit

WHAT!? -

TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm

they need Guiness for that

CHRISTMAS TREE - Where we go to find dad Christmas Morning.

Technically Scientific -


TAGS: booze moo books learn
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 1:40 pm
A man has to have his priorities. Nice one Grim. 5
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:09 pm

this is great, if I had to guess I would say the shirt is on backwards as well

Alcohol Kills Slowly -

TAGS: drinking booze killer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Whoflungdung74 - December 14, 2013, 8:44 am
Would that be a large one or small one MissP?
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 1:02 pm
You Got It, Captain All Around.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:05 pm
Okay as long as by the 5th you're buying!
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:04 pm
Have one on me, literally Mr. Gary
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:25 am
I'll Second That.
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
Got that right, Missy

Plausible Deniability -

TAGS: humor drinking partying prescription booze
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

xnavygunner - March 27, 2014, 10:08 am
The story of my life!
Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 1:07 am
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 23, 2014, 5:01 pm

i like the layout. work5 for me

Dead Man Talking -


TAGS: she sure likes her booze
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:12 pm
That must've been my second round of Guinness... I don't recall ordering drinks for anyone else.
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:08 pm
Zook - August 24, 2010, 7:38 pm
is she that ugly, or is he?


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
d***! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.

BOOZE!! - We have the answer.

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE - Have a couple more and I will be.

TAGS: booze
Rating: 3.44/5

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TAGS: true friends 24 7 booze
Rating: 3.4/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:41 am
but they look so empty

ALCOHOLISM - Because nothing is better than waking up on the beach with no clothes on

Quila Kitty Says -

TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !

Giving Up -

TAGS: drinking stop ounces booze process
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:37 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 5, 2015, 3:11 am

Palliative -

TAGS: booze sauce hooch tipple drink
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:37 pm
....whiskey in h** chocolate just before bed for a bad cold and lots of chicken soup. 5L
Oldsod - July 23, 2015, 7:53 pm
Ah, memories. Grandma was a tea-totaller, but kept a pint of Wild Turkey for medicinal purposes. Mom used to look forward to getting a cold, so she could take NyQuil...

Policy Manual Addendum -

TAGS: booze sauce hooch tipple drink
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 11, 2015, 10:12 am
trust a bunch of techies to find a loophole! LOL! 5L yuk-yuk!

Electron Microscopy -

TAGS: image dried booze not art
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 9, 2014, 10:37 am
Man... words (as Concern3 says).
GaryO - December 9, 2014, 9:38 am