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Booze Demotivational Poster


ALCOHOL - CAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH EATING A SALAD


TAGS: booze
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:37 pm, #225548
Or "END" with "TOSSING" a salad.


THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze ****tails
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm, #225558
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm, #225546
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm, #225544
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm, #225543
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm, #225542
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am, #187670
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am, #187647
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


START OF AN EPIC STORY -


TAGS: party booze
Rating: 4.57/5

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Justflipit - September 18, 2011, 4:22 am, #224400
As I sat there eating my salad I suddenly felt the ground tremble and then.. BAM! Something crashed in our backyard.. As I nommed on a slice of tomato walking towards the mysterious object I realized I was looking at a spaceship. Taking another bite.. I..
Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:31 pm, #224359
Sadly ... me. And I thought I asked you NEVER to bring that up again?!? Or maybe I just MEANT to but never got around to it. Ah well.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am, #224353
Who knew Tiger Woods had a hat like that?
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:01 pm, #224322
But "tossing a salad" ... I think you'll agree, is a bird of a different feather. No?


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..


TAGS: booze chick loose sick mate
Rating: 4.05/5

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motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am, #223788
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm, #223710
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm, #223707
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am, #223692
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am, #223672
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am, #223643
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am, #223617
5plendid
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am, #223614
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am, #223613
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am, #223581
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am, #223571
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am, #223533
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am, #223532
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast


FUN TIMES - who are you kidding.


TAGS: booze
Rating: 3.45/5

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VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend


TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm, #243736
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm, #192136

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm, #192121
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?




PROMISE OR THREAT - Sometimes life gives you clear choices.


TAGS: booze women
Rating: 4.09/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 4:46 pm, #208786
*beer
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208778
this group of women should be happy bear goggles were invented.
Donkasaurus - December 31, 2010, 12:35 pm, #208773
The one near the center looks like charlie chaplin minus the moustache lol


SO DO I - And you can't have any of my scotch until you clean your room!




LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am, #45096
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am, #41552
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


HOMER SIMPSON -


TAGS: booze homer
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:17 am, #238993
amsome... it may be another one, but I wouldn't wish to offend women. ;)


COPING -


TAGS: prozac booze
Rating: 4.8/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:12 pm, #194169
excellent
Reality Lord - September 15, 2010, 2:07 pm, #193940

oh..and thanks...lol!
Reality Lord - September 15, 2010, 2:07 pm, #193939

you got mail dude.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 2:06 pm, #193938
Beautiful


DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol


TAGS: christmas 2012 booze grog eggnog
Rating: 3.6/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:17 am, #241474
Fa-la-la-la-*hic!*-la-la-la!


GREYBEARD RESTAURANT - Now Open!




Parenting -




SIGN OF THE TIMES - I modeled for this one...




JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit




WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125880
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125879
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm, #125877

they need Guiness for that


CHRISTMAS TREE - Where we go to find dad Christmas Morning.




Technically Scientific -




NEW YEARS -


TAGS: booze moo books learn
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 1:40 pm, #208859
A man has to have his priorities. Nice one Grim. 5
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:09 pm, #208850

this is great, if I had to guess I would say the shirt is on backwards as well


Alcohol Kills Slowly -


TAGS: drinking booze killer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Whoflungdung74 - December 14, 2013, 8:44 am, #251537
Would that be a large one or small one MissP?
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 1:02 pm, #251525
You Got It, Captain All Around.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:05 pm, #251522
Okay as long as by the 5th you're buying!
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:04 pm, #251521
Have one on me, literally Mr. Gary
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:25 am, #251520
I'll Second That.
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 10:41 pm, #251513
Got that right, Missy


Plausible Deniability -


TAGS: humor drinking partying prescription booze
Rating: 4.93/5

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xnavygunner - March 27, 2014, 10:08 am, #253852
The story of my life!
Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 1:07 am, #253775
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 23, 2014, 5:01 pm, #253763

i like the layout. work5 for me


Dead Man Talking -




AGGY'S HERITAGE - 78 GUINNES A NIGHT AVERAGE? -


TAGS: she sure likes her booze
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:12 pm, #190699
That must've been my second round of Guinness... I don't recall ordering drinks for anyone else.
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:08 pm, #190696
zing
Zook - August 24, 2010, 7:38 pm, #190667
is she that ugly, or is he?


I DON'T GET IT -


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm, #131002
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm, #131000
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm, #130999
d***! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm, #130995
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm, #130990
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm, #130929
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


BOOZE!! - We have the answer.




BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE - Have a couple more and I will be.


TAGS: booze
Rating: 3.44/5

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YOUR TRUE FRIENDS -


TAGS: true friends 24 7 booze
Rating: 3.4/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:41 am, #111926
but they look so empty


ALCOHOLISM - Because nothing is better than waking up on the beach with no clothes on




Quila Kitty Says -


TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am, #259205
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am, #259121
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am, #259098
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am, #259093
True that !


Giving Up -


TAGS: drinking stop ounces booze process
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:37 pm, #259314
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 5, 2015, 3:11 am, #259303
nice


Palliative -


TAGS: booze sauce hooch tipple drink
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:37 pm, #262103
....whiskey in h** chocolate just before bed for a bad cold and lots of chicken soup. 5L
Oldsod - July 23, 2015, 7:53 pm, #262090
Ah, memories. Grandma was a tea-totaller, but kept a pint of Wild Turkey for medicinal purposes. Mom used to look forward to getting a cold, so she could take NyQuil...


Policy Manual Addendum -


TAGS: booze sauce hooch tipple drink
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 11, 2015, 10:12 am, #261955
trust a bunch of techies to find a loophole! LOL! 5L yuk-yuk!


Electron Microscopy -


TAGS: image dried booze not art
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 9, 2014, 10:37 am, #258692
Man... words (as Concern3 says).
GaryO - December 9, 2014, 9:38 am, #258690
Bing


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